believe government coverup. The discussions in dark basements have Zactoman tied to
an intercontinental resin conspiricy, in an effort to drive up prices of necklace beads
and plastic turtles.
When contacted for comment Washington chiefs of staff simply declined comment, citing security
issues. When pressed they did admit to being in close contact with the Russians. Head
Intergalactic representatives refuse to comment citing need to know basis, although off record
admitted that that they had recently shipped a few cases of tinfoil hats to Montana but refused
to say whether that was a related issue.
So the mystery remains where has Zactoman gone? Has he fled to another country seeking political
assylum? Perhaps headed higher up into the mountains of Montana giving squatch hunters guided tours of
the spacecraft wreck site? Maybe he's out in the Gulf of Mexico searching for the source of USO's.
Maybe just maybe he's been working on the F14 intakes and they are just about ready ship, and that why he
has been mysteriously inactive lately.
One thing this reporter knows for sure, he hasn't been very active here.

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